I hate New Year’s Eve

I used to love it. I remember when I was 7 or 8 I called my folks from next door – they were having the party and we were being babysat – and wished my parents Happy New Year. Well? The ball had dropped in Times Square. I’d watched it on TV! That’s the night [...]

Paradise Found

It’s going to be a great Christmas. I feel it in my bones. Someone made it home yesterday with an overstuffed suitcase. Someone else is on his way tomorrow. Another has the day off today to recharge before the final Christmas shopping day. A couple of them are already arguing over who bought the best [...]

Ho, Ho, Uh-hem

I finally dragged all the wrapping paper and bows out of the scary place in the basement. I brought down the gifts from the scary place upstairs. I’m a gift short. I didn’t read my Kohl’s e-mail close enough to realize that box I hadn’t opened held one, not both, of the items I’d ordered. [...]

The day Santa found her groove

It is a rough list this year. Everyone has everything they need. They pretty much have everything they want. What I’ve tried to do over the last few years is come up with stuff they didn’t know they needed, but couldn’t live without. I’ve also tried to keep the totals down. I’m tired of throwing [...]

I live in fear of Underwriters Laboratories

My Christmas tree is a mess. Years ago we bought a pre-lit tree. The first year it was magical. The next year was pretty good. After that it was all downhill. This year I rearranged a few things and pulled out one extension cord and one multi-plug. There is a stack of back-to-back plugs that [...]